I’ve never been able to meditate. I’ve tried. Really I have. But I don’t think I will ever be able to do it. You see my brain is malfunctioned. It doesn’t know when to shut off. I can’t control it ever. It’s always wandering off thinking about things I don’t even want it to think about. Like when I used to take tests in school, it would take me twice as long because I was always thinking about what was for lunch that day or think about the video game I’d go and play when I got home. But then when I would bring home the bad report card due to the uncompletion of the test, my mom would take away my video games. Then all I had was lunch to think about. Maybe she should have taken lunch away from me too, then I woulda brought home good grades.