Make up your own 10 Commandments. Try and show your personality for bonus points. I only tagged people who I thought would make their own. If I didn’t tag you that should piss you off and make you want to make one even more so do it!


1. I am not the Lord your God, I’m just a silly human. I thought I knew the Lord your God once, turns out it was just my conscience. So just don’t have any gods ok?

2. Thou shall think logically in the context of this reality but thou shall not take existence as objective truth. We know enough about the mind to not take ourselves seriously.

3. Thou shall laugh at everything. Even if thou don’t think something’s funny, it probably is to aliens.

4. Thou shall use thou’s imagination. Otherwise thou will get very bored.

5. Thou shall not follow any rules, including these. All rules can be broken, so if thou don’t have any rules, thou never need to worry about breaking them.

6. Honor your writers of great stories. If the stories don’t have a happy ending, honor them double.

7. Thou shall be original and have many inside jokes between friends.

8. Thou shall write a lot of fiction. It’s fun playing God.

9. Thou shall learn a lot about biology. If thou want to understand things, all thou need to study is biology.

10. Thou shall have at least one depression in thou’s lifetime and then learn to control thou’s emotions and use logic to understand things. If not, thou shall still believe in happy endings and the Lord your God.